samsteves:

pro tip: just fucking watch pacific rim. who gives a shit about any other movie ever just fucking watch pacific rim for the rest of your natural life

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.

Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via colovrme)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows)

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all your fucks

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass)

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

beetleginny:thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.